Extra tips for enjoying the ball & chain

Extra Tips and modifications for your ball and chain:

-----> you can paste a picture of the actual future spouse to the ball

-----> you can paste a picture on the ball of someone the bachelor/bachelorette really doesn't like

-----> you can draw some lame smiley face on the ball

-----> you can fill the other two finger holes with vaseline or something so the ball is not easily carried, and those holes are unpleasant to touch

-----> get a pink ball for your male friend

-----> get a black ball and put a BIG 8 on it

-----> you can make an actual padded cuff for the leg attachement out of carpet foam or pipe insulation

-----> you can make this ball a reusable item. have the bachelor/ bachelorette sign their spouses name. there's supposedly balls out there with over 100 names on them

-----> you could mail the key to the bachelor/bachelorette. maybe fed ex so they aren't tied up too long. or you could give the key to the future spouse to unlock the victim the next day...