List of Things to Do With a Blow Up Doll
- Hold your beer in one of the many "love
orifices"
- Ride on your motorcycle with the doll on the
back.
- Access the car-pool lane on the local
freeway.
- Lay it on the train tracks, Wait for excitement to
happen
- Send to a friend, see if they mention it or if they
suddenly start spending evenings with a mysterious new
"friend".
- Put Baby Ruth Candy Bar in Rear "Love Orifice" Leave
in the sun.
- Dare friends to eat baby ruth.
- Fill with Helium, carry around attached to a
string.
- Bring Helium filled doll to post office. Tell clerk
you want to ship it to Japan and that they owe you
money.
- Makes a good scarecrow.
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Bachelorette.com told
me they are going to add some blow up dolls to their lineup. "Really
cheap, ugly ones" was what I think they said. That should be about
perfect for a bachelor or bachelorette party (I'm pretty sure they
will have guy dolls too.)